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It is... What it is..

My Neighbor across the street is a peeping Tom. He was standing in the ditch to get a better view of my house. Wtf. The other day he was trying to trick me into telling him my last name. “B*tcha$$! I wouldn’t even tell you my first name. Why the fuck would I tell you my last name.” If I go outside at 2:30am. He’s outside. If I walk through the forest on the trail mid afternoon. His stupid ass is in there. Something ain’t right. He always smells like booze too. MF don’t work, but his ass always stink like alcohol. He 40+ years old. Never been married and no kids. His lame ass lives with his parents still. He told my other neighbor, after his parents sell the house he’s moving to the nursing home with them. He reminds me of those serial killers on TV. I already alerted my family and told them if I go missing, it was him. Smh.

Something about Asian people..

Black mail man delivered a package to my house.. He said “you’re not sleeping are you?” I said “No, why? Do my eyes look like I’m sleeping?”. He giggled and said ” No, the last 3 houses I went to in this neighborhood they came out and they were sleeping” lol. I said “You know Asians. They work hard.” Lol.” They either sleeping or in their pajamas all day.” hahahahaaaaaa We both started cracking up so hard lol

Pantene Aqua light review: I usually hate Pantene products, but I gave this a try. I like it so far. Must be used with the conditioning shake. I find without the conditioning shake, it leaves my hair a bit dry. This line is definitely weightless and good for people that hate when products weigh their hair down.

Pantene Aqua light review: I usually hate Pantene products, but I gave this a try. I like it so far. Must be used with the conditioning shake. I find without the conditioning shake, it leaves my hair a bit dry. This line is definitely weightless and good for people that hate when products weigh their hair down.

Creepy night almost had me poopy doopy..

Lastnight at 3am my three crazy dogs started barking their MF asses off.. I was in the washroom washing my face and doing the nightly routine shit I do everyday. I came out the washroom cause their lame asses wouldn’t shut up. The lights started flickering on and off. I walked out into the hallway.. Bam.. A MF black out. My ass was scared as hell. I was walking around like a blind person with my hands out trying to find a MF flashlight. What did I do next? I hid in one of the rooms like a scared MF pussy. I had no MF plans on taking on the MF world in the fucking dark. I didn’t know if I was about to get robbed or if a crazy MF outside trying to come in my place. I didn’t have plan A, B or fucking C. All I had was my house alarm on. I stood in one of the rooms praying for the lights to come back on. The End

Feng Shui..

A feng shui master told me April will be a bad month for me. I am accident prone this month. He told me to avoid speeding. I’m at high risk for an accident and at risk for head injuries this month. Master, you serious? Don’t you have any good news for me? That shit is crazy. My ass is gonna be so scared everytime I get into a car. There’s so many lame Asian drivers in my area too. Maybe I should drive with a helmet on? I believe this man because in 2009 he gave me a time frame (within a month) of when my grandmother would pass away. He was right :(

#FactsAboutMe

I’m not attracted to Asian guys. I’ve never dated a white guy. I’m not racist but I’ve never dated a black guy before because I heard they’re big.

Pet Peeve

It drives me nuts when people stall on what they supposed to do and they have an excuse everytime. What’s the point of having a business if you don’t want to make no fucking money? If they don’t want to do it, they should be straight forward and say so. They shouldn’t stall and drag the shit on cause their ass is lazy. Wtf.

Just because…

I started a blog so I have more space to write about random things.. What I post is for my own entertainment.. If it entertains you also.. That’s great! Enjoy!